kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
- (via hearts0ng)
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that